Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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