Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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