How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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