His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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