ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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