We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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