Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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