hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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