I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
