How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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