The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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