we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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