Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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