Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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