i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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