I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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