that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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