I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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