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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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