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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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