Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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