Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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