You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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