did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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