i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
my poor anus
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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