# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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