I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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