The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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