Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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