Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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