why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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