so explain again why im purple
no
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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