she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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