I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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