I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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