When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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