That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Randomize
