glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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