For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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