no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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