Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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