porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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