He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Randomize
