I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
my poor anus
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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