Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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