On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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