I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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