How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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