hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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