omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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