Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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