It's just like the Real World with babies
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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